Because nobody wants to see you naked.
These shirts are not yet in production, and are being pre-sold at this time. We plan to begin printing in early December 2022. If you place your order now your shirt will ship as soon as they are printed, hopefully by the end of the year. Preliminary design shown, final design may change slightly. We will update with shirt details and color once the design is finalized, but they will be some form of black or dark grey.